A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.. however, the poor lady could not pick up English, but just managed to communicate with her husband.. the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries..

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.. she didnt know how to put forward her request.. in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.. the butcher understood and gave her chicken legs..

Next day she wanted to get chicken breasts.. again she didnt know how to say it.. so, she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.. the butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts..

On the 3rd day, the poor lady wanted to buy sausages.. hahaha.. again she is unable to find a way how to communicate to the butcher, she brought her husband to the store and..... can U imagine what she did? hahaha... :P:P:P

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What were U thinking abt? hahaha.. Her husband speaks English.
 







Joke 2




A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to a banquet, so they decided to give Jeeves, their butler, the night off. An hour later, the wife found the banquet to be quite boring so she left while her husband was still conversing with some of his friends.

When she got home, she saw Jeeves sitting at the dining room table alone. She took him up to the master bedroom, and locked the door.

''Jeeves, take off my hat,'' she said, which Jeeves promptly did. Next she told him to take off her jewelry and gloves, and he did. ''Jeeves, take off my dress,'' she ordered, and he did what he was told. ''Jeeves, take off my bra and underwear,'' she said, and he nervously followed her order.

''Jeeves,'' she started, ''I never want to see you wearing my clothes again or you're fired.''


Joke 3


Back in the days of steam ships, only white people sailed at sea.
One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do.
Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did..."pray"
Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called Thomas, a black cook on the ship, and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed. Came up on deck, removed his cap and began like thi:
"LAWD, one day i wuz hungray, i went to a restaurant to get mi something to eat!...An da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.
Den, i went to da water fountain to get me some water and da sign said:FOR WHITES ONLY.
Den, i went to the toilet room and da sign said:FOR WHITES FOLKS ONLY.
So,LAWD Almighty.. when dis hear big 'ole boat sinks..,let it be :FOR WHITES ONLY